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'Chimps Ahoy!'

'Chimps Ahoy!'

The Sunday Night Reader for 11/21/21

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Nov 22, 2021
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Chimps Ahoy!

Stay with me: There are people here on our beloved planet Earth who make large investments in digital images of cartoon apes dressed up in J. Crew and Skipper caps. They create backstories and dress as their apes. They host exclusive parties for the community, and pay Chris Rock and The Strokes to show up.

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